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[bktheirregular]

Names removed to protect the ... is innocent the right word? From Yahoo IM.

[15:54] Him: hello.
[15:54] Me: hello
[15:55] Him: do you write fanfiction.
[15:55] Me: some ... nothing recently, though. muses are on strike.
[15:55] Him: what fandom.
[15:55] Me: did some Buffy the Vampire Slayer, some Angel, some Firefly ... a bit of Battlestar Galactica
[15:56] Him: would a tara fic where she is pairied with a 16 year old be your kind.
[15:56] Me: nope
[15:57] Him: :(
[15:57] Me: I do gen
[15:59] Him: i mean her and a male.
[16:00] Him: please.
[16:01] Me: Let me get this straight. You're asking me to create a fanfic out of whole cloth, with Tara from BtVS and a sixteen-year-old male, doing what?
[16:01] Him: nc-17.
[16:02] Me: One: I don't write NC-17. Two: even if I did, it'd be so far out of character for the character of Tara that I wouldn't do it anyway. Three, I have no context for such a story. Four, I am not a fanfiction vending machine.
[16:02] Him: ASSHOLE GO TO HELL.
[16:03] Me: Probably purgatory, but think about what you just blindly asked someone to do.

*sigh*

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How weird. I've heard about other BtVS writers getting hit up on IM by some guy wanting them to write fanfic to order. Wonder if it's the same guy or there's more than one?