Maybe it's just that I was in a lousy mood because they were selling "Liberty Onion Soup" at the loc

[bktheirregular]

Names removed to protect the ... is innocent the right word? From Yahoo IM.

[15:54] Him: hello.
[15:54] Me: hello
[15:55] Him: do you write fanfiction.
[15:55] Me: some ... nothing recently, though. muses are on strike.
[15:55] Him: what fandom.
[15:55] Me: did some Buffy the Vampire Slayer, some Angel, some Firefly ... a bit of Battlestar Galactica
[15:56] Him: would a tara fic where she is pairied with a 16 year old be your kind.
[15:56] Me: nope
[15:57] Him: :(
[15:57] Me: I do gen
[15:59] Him: i mean her and a male.
[16:00] Him: please.
[16:01] Me: Let me get this straight. You're asking me to create a fanfic out of whole cloth, with Tara from BtVS and a sixteen-year-old male, doing what?
[16:01] Him: nc-17.
[16:02] Me: One: I don't write NC-17. Two: even if I did, it'd be so far out of character for the character of Tara that I wouldn't do it anyway. Three, I have no context for such a story. Four, I am not a fanfiction vending machine.
[16:02] Him: ASSHOLE GO TO HELL.
[16:03] Me: Probably purgatory, but think about what you just blindly asked someone to do.

*sigh*

Comments

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

[15:57] Me: I do gen
[15:59] Him: i mean her and a male.

This alone... *headdesk*

The gene pool needs fresh chlorine again. {{ sympathy }}

I think the word you're looking for is "loser"

[takaal.livejournal.com]

... and to think he could've probably written a scene he liked, reflecting the quality of his IM skill, in about as long as it took him to harass you about it.

[ltlj.livejournal.com]

How weird. I've heard about other BtVS writers getting hit up on IM by some guy wanting them to write fanfic to order. Wonder if it's the same guy or there's more than one?

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Even if you were in a lousy mood, that tool seems like a good place to vent it. Wow, what nerve! "Yeah, can you write a sex fic for Tara (the lesbian!) and my Marty Stu? Thanx!" I hope he tries me next.

[bktheirregular]

Forget chlorine. I think this calls for sulfuric acid.

[weirdweb.livejournal.com]

*headdesk*

And suddenly I don't feel quite so bad about my limited IM access... Nice response to the moron. :)

[bktheirregular]

I think the response of "Oh, you won't write that explicit sex fic with Tara and my Marty Stu, even though I said 'please'? Burn in hell!" actually ticked me off some more than that. Almost made me want to check in the pantry to see if I had any fava beans (I'd have to go to the store to find Chianti).