bktheirregular

Names removed to protect the ... is innocent the right word? From Yahoo IM.

[15:54] Him: hello.
[15:54] Me: hello
[15:55] Him: do you write fanfiction.
[15:55] Me: some ... nothing recently, though. muses are on strike.
[15:55] Him: what fandom.
[15:55] Me: did some Buffy the Vampire Slayer, some Angel, some Firefly ... a bit of Battlestar Galactica
[15:56] Him: would a tara fic where she is pairied with a 16 year old be your kind.
[15:56] Me: nope
[15:57] Him: :(
[15:57] Me: I do gen
[15:59] Him: i mean her and a male.
[16:00] Him: please.
[16:01] Me: Let me get this straight. You're asking me to create a fanfic out of whole cloth, with Tara from BtVS and a sixteen-year-old male, doing what?
[16:01] Him: nc-17.
[16:02] Me: One: I don't write NC-17. Two: even if I did, it'd be so far out of character for the character of Tara that I wouldn't do it anyway. Three, I have no context for such a story. Four, I am not a fanfiction vending machine.
[16:02] Him: ASSHOLE GO TO HELL.
[16:03] Me: Probably purgatory, but think about what you just blindly asked someone to do.

*sigh*