I see people announcing Stargate fics with slashiness involving Jack, and something in my head rebels. I haven't read them; they may be wonderful, lyrical prose, but ...
Jack's been camped out in my frontal lobe for most of the past year, and I'm sorry, but from where I stand, he's not about to slash. He'll stab and slice and parry, but not slash. More likely, if you suggest he slash, he'll rather bludgeon, shoot, or carpet-bomb you.
Okay, maybe I'm transferring my own squick factor onto Jack O'Neill, but ... maybe I should just shut up now?
Jack's been camped out in my frontal lobe for most of the past year, and I'm sorry, but from where I stand, he's not about to slash. He'll stab and slice and parry, but not slash. More likely, if you suggest he slash, he'll rather bludgeon, shoot, or carpet-bomb you.
Okay, maybe I'm transferring my own squick factor onto Jack O'Neill, but ... maybe I should just shut up now?
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Date: 2003-03-08 10:02 pm (UTC)Different strokes...
Oy.
Date: 2003-03-08 10:47 pm (UTC)< g >
Re: Oy.
Date: 2003-03-08 11:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-09 05:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-03-09 05:27 am (UTC)Daniel, on the other hand, I got different vibes from, I'll admit that. But Jack? Jonas? Stuck with the straight guy vibes still. *g*
Also agreeing with [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com] on that 'to each their own' thing. Which I know you do too. Mostly, wanted to comment in order to get my very own two cents in, that's all.