The following opinion is not endorsed by Richard Dean Anderson or the Stargate gang.

[bktheirregular]

I see people announcing Stargate fics with slashiness involving Jack, and something in my head rebels. I haven't read them; they may be wonderful, lyrical prose, but ...

Jack's been camped out in my frontal lobe for most of the past year, and I'm sorry, but from where I stand, he's not about to slash. He'll stab and slice and parry, but not slash. More likely, if you suggest he slash, he'll rather bludgeon, shoot, or carpet-bomb you.

Okay, maybe I'm transferring my own squick factor onto Jack O'Neill, but ... maybe I should just shut up now?