They're building an ark on 59th Street.

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Ways to know when New York is having one frell of a rainstorm:

1) You can't see from the Manhattan side of the East River to Roosevelt Island, let alone Queens.
2) There is a geyser of water in the crosswalk across 63rd Street.
3) The windows by the building elevator are dripping water on the INSIDE.