The Crossover Challenge, since the creativity pump is dry

[bktheirregular]

What the hey.

From yahtzee63 and rheanna27.

General rules:

1. Give me a crossing of a movie and a TV show, for example: The Fugitive and "Early Edition".
2. Then give me a pairing and a rating.
3. Give me a word number requirement.
4. Then give me four phrases that MUST be included in the fic.

I can't promise I'll manage anything out of it; also, bear in mind that ninety percent of TV series and eighty-five percent of movies, I know nothing about, so it may take a good long while for me to research and get the feel of it.

Personal requests: rating short of hard-R, please, and no slash pairings - my brain can't seem to properly process them. ("A good man always knows his limitations." -Dirty Harry Callahan)

And it may take some time to manage.

Hit me with your best shots, gang. *g*

Comments

[celli]

*rubs hands together* All riiiight.

1) The Mummy movies and Stargate.
2) PG-13, involving Ardeth Bey.
3) 300+ words.
4) "So that's what that pictograph means."
"Yeah, sure, you betcha." "Bet what?"
"Pie?"
"She's always opening things she shouldn't." "Oh, you have one of those too?"

[bktheirregular]

Note to self: need to rent Mummy movies.

[neonhummingbird.livejournal.com]

You haven't seen them?!? Oh, sweetie, guess what we're doing when you're out here!

[bktheirregular]

Saw the first; didn't quite stick in my head; never saw the second. Guess I better bring a notebook with me, huh? :)