The Crossover Challenge, since the creativity pump is dry

[bktheirregular]

What the hey.

From yahtzee63 and rheanna27.

General rules:

1. Give me a crossing of a movie and a TV show, for example: The Fugitive and "Early Edition".
2. Then give me a pairing and a rating.
3. Give me a word number requirement.
4. Then give me four phrases that MUST be included in the fic.

I can't promise I'll manage anything out of it; also, bear in mind that ninety percent of TV series and eighty-five percent of movies, I know nothing about, so it may take a good long while for me to research and get the feel of it.

Personal requests: rating short of hard-R, please, and no slash pairings - my brain can't seem to properly process them. ("A good man always knows his limitations." -Dirty Harry Callahan)

And it may take some time to manage.

Hit me with your best shots, gang. *g*

Comments

[boniblithe.livejournal.com]

Firefly & Star Wars

Jayne Cobb & Chewbacca

PG13

250 word minimum

1) "Keep your paws off of Vera!"
2) "What is that smell?"
3) A man never knew what he'd come up against, out in the black.
4) "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuugh!"

[celli]

*rubs hands together* All riiiight.

1) The Mummy movies and Stargate.
2) PG-13, involving Ardeth Bey.
3) 300+ words.
4) "So that's what that pictograph means."
"Yeah, sure, you betcha." "Bet what?"
"Pie?"
"She's always opening things she shouldn't." "Oh, you have one of those too?"

[bktheirregular]

Note to self: need to rent Mummy movies.

[bktheirregular]

Answered. :)

[neonhummingbird.livejournal.com]

You haven't seen them?!? Oh, sweetie, guess what we're doing when you're out here!

[bktheirregular]

Saw the first; didn't quite stick in my head; never saw the second. Guess I better bring a notebook with me, huh? :)

[yahtzee63.livejournal.com]

1) "Alien" and "The X-Files"
2) Mulder/Scully
3) More than 500, less than 3000
4) as follows:

"That isn't blood. That can't be blood."
"If I said I was afraid, would you think less of me?"
"What happened to the lights?"
"Mulder, it's me."