Okay, how about we make it the National Association for the Advancement of Depressed Singletons (NAADS)? We can make little buttons, and hold protest rallies outside of Hallmark stores and florists. Along the way, we can take pictures of every Smug Happy Couple we pass, print them out, and use them to make dartboards while we get drunk as a group.
Plan?
Valentine's Day sucks. Big time. Oh yeah. (And now I can gloat to Mom that I'm not the only one who hates the intent behind those damn commercials -- "Your lady will only love you if you buy her expensive things." "Give diamonds, get sex." Bite me.)
Maybe it should be National Association for the Advancement of Bitter Singletons (NAABS)? Sounds more proactive....
I'm so there
Date: 2003-02-05 08:51 am (UTC)Plan?
Valentine's Day sucks. Big time. Oh yeah. (And now I can gloat to Mom that I'm not the only one who hates the intent behind those damn commercials -- "Your lady will only love you if you buy her expensive things." "Give diamonds, get sex." Bite me.)
Maybe it should be National Association for the Advancement of Bitter Singletons (NAABS)? Sounds more proactive....