Open letter

[bktheirregular]

Dear adversary:

If you submit an answer with completely incoherent grammar, and expect to be taken seriously, pray that your papers don't cross my desk. Either that, or be prepared to pay not only for my time, but the import charges for getting bulk quantities of Motrin from Stateside.

Yours in aggravation,

Bruce

Comments

[captainsblog.livejournal.com]

I'd wonder if you were dealing with my opponent from court yesterday, but then I knew where HE was- driving the judge crazy with bullshit arguments, inability to follow courtroom procedure, and generally being a pompous ass.

It wasn't my biggest judgment ever, but it was certainly among the fastest ever rendered after proofs were closed.

[bktheirregular]

Flooding 'em with facts generally beats baffling 'em with bull, I suppose. The bad news is that those types of advocates are three-a-penny wherever there's a human presence. That plus the unfortunate tendency to forget about "solving the problem" in one's zeal to "win the argument".

Also, some days, I'm tempted to submit a translation in Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe, liberally salted with "yea verilys" and "forsooths".

[thanatos-kalos.livejournal.com]

::passes the eMotrin::