Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed.

[bktheirregular]

Did I ever mention that, while in the army, I was wistful for my time at the law office, and looking very much forward to being in an environment where the truly moronic couldn't get through the door?

I take it back. I take it all back.

Submitted for your consideration: a virus hunt that ended with this incredulous statement:

"You pirated your antivirus software?!"

Punctuated with an actual honest-to-God dopesmack.

Comments

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

I would love to. I really, really would.

[bktheirregular]

...which is a polite way of saying you can't, huh?

My sympathies.

(Now if we could somehow get our office's IT guy to get to work on the firm-issued laptops which were infected in the first place, and have been for what I think was a freakin' YEAR...