The breakup meme, with a twist.
Oct. 8th, 2004 02:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bktheirregularSnurched from all over. But please read the last instructions carefully.
Pretend we're dating.
Please write a fake break-up letter to me.
Include whatever fake excuses you want in it.
Then print it out and light it on fire.
Pretend we're dating.
Please write a fake break-up letter to me.
Include whatever fake excuses you want in it.
Then print it out and light it on fire.
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Date: 2004-10-08 02:12 pm (UTC)HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!
I trusted you, I loved you, I... I... I told you about my fear of yogurt! I never did that for anyone before!
AND YOU BETRAY ME WITH JESSICA SIMPSON!?!!
SLUT!
You, not her. She's just a *fiend*. You, you, you're not the man I thought you were. I thought you were a man of compassion and a writer of principle, a giant among troglodytes, an imprimatur of your gender, a *friend*, damn you, Bruce, *how could you write Real-Person Slash with her*?
How?
WHY?
I am sobbing at my keyboard here. You have *broken* me, Bruce. Damn you. Rot in hell, you scheming lying sonuvabitch. I will never trust any man who says he wants to co-write with me again. You have completely undermined by belief in the beauty of love and collaboration.
I hope she was worth it!
tearfully and with a shattered soul
Chaos
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Date: 2004-10-08 05:42 pm (UTC)Now did you remember to print that out and burn it? ;)