Things never go smooth

One day, I'm going to go into an office of the bureaucracy to do something, and everything will go off without a hitch. And when that happens, I'll probably die of shock.

Which, come to think of it, isn't nearly as funny as it would have been five days ago.

Random item

Trying to kick the creative impulses into gear, so bear with me:

"No Time Lord's tool kit is complete without a sonic screwdriver! Well, that and a laser spanner - I've got to remember to pick up a new one someday - and a good set of fine-tipped Arcturan mega-pliers. Saved the universe with those once, and they're great for getting stuff out from behind the sofa cushions..."