Spam spam spam lovely spam, wonderful spam...

I'm just gonna cut and paste the whole infernal message.

( Laughable spam here. )

I know it's a bad idea to respond to spam, but I'm tempted ... so tempted ... to send back a reply saying "er, did you even bother to read that page?"

Or I could just take a page from Jon Stewart, except there's no way to convert to text the thirty seconds of slack-jawed silence before the exclamation of "you're [frelling] kidding me, right?"