bktheirregular

I'm just gonna cut and paste the whole infernal message.

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Subj: Resending Link Exchange Request: Made Mistake!
Date: 8/25/2004 5:48:12 AM Eastern Daylight Time
From: [links5 at web dot vi]
To: [bktheirregular at aol dot com]
Sent from the Internet (Details)

Oops! We're sorry! We just realized we made a mistake in where we would like you to link to (should you want to exchange links, which we would like very much ;) Please see below.

Hi;
I would like to exchange links with you. The Web resource we are optimizing
for, http://shop.2012.vi/Body_Beauty/Jewelry/Egyptian_Jewelry/index.pt, is similarly themed to yours, particularly for the
keyword phrase 'SCARAB'. We would specifically like a link from
this page:

http://archive.shriftweb.org/archive/15/thescarab.html

However, if it is your policy to only link from a specific link page, we
understand and appreciate the reciprocal link. If you are interested, please
use our simple Link Exchange Form:

http://shop.2012.vi/Add_Link.pt?contactID=11217

If you would like to contact me directly, please do so through this form:

http://shop.2012.vi/Contact_Webmaster.pt?contactID=11217

(Yes, I do read responses to this email address, but if you would like
quicker service, please use my form.)

Thank you very much!
Sincerely,
beno

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I know it's a bad idea to respond to spam, but I'm tempted ... so tempted ... to send back a reply saying "er, did you even bother to read that page?"

Or I could just take a page from Jon Stewart, except there's no way to convert to text the thirty seconds of slack-jawed silence before the exclamation of "you're [frelling] kidding me, right?"