Caution: do not read this entry while drinking.

Looking up information on the insufficiently-obscure composer P.D.Q. Bach led to the following notice, archived on :

Direct from a cross country tour (a very cross country, by the time the tour was over), Peter Schickele Meets P.D.Q. Bach finally comes to New York City, with the good Professor aided and abetted by Michele Eaton, off-coloratura, Ory Brown, mezzanine soprano, David Düsing, schlemielentenor, and Maestro "Kenneth the Menneth" Jean, mercilessly wielding the baton over the New York Pick-Up Ensemble.

Submitted for your consideration.