Grr. Arrgh.

It's bad enough that the Yankees got no-hit last night. But does the columnist on ESPN's web site have to talk about it as though it were the greatest thing to happen since the fall of Hitler?

I knew this was gonna happen.

Well, I didn't know that this particular sequence of events was going to transpire, but the ever-more-contrived reality shows seem to be getting what's coming to them.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/11/batchelor.troubles.ap/index.html

If I want reality, I'll set up a camp chair on my front lawn.