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[bktheirregular]

This meme comes from yahtzee63.

Ask any of the characters in any of my stories a question, whatever question you want, and they'll answer.

Admittedly, my stable of stories is somewhat thin, but have at it.

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Re: Okay, not sure if "Justifiable" counts...

[bktheirregular]

The Los Angeles Police Department does not normally discuss ongoing investigations. However, in this case, my superiors have authorized me to disclose the results of our investigation to you.

Ballistics evidence so far is inconclusive; the victim was struck by bullets of several calibers, fired by as many as eleven guns. A canvas of the area around the crime scene has not produced any eyewitnesses.

We have interviewed over a hundred people who were friends and acquaintances of Mary Sue Crawford, and they have fallen into two categories:

- People calling themselves her friends swear that nobody on earth could have had any reason to want Ms. Crawford dead, that she was beloved by all who knew her even slightly, and that she must have been a random target of a serial killer.

- People who knew her but would not consider themselves friends of Ms. Crawford all have ironclad alibis, but express no remorse at Ms. Crawford's passing; several have expressed regret that they were unable to participate in her murder, and one actually claimed to have done the deed until it was proved that he was in Tokyo, Japan, on the night of the murder.

At this time we have no substantive leads on the murder of Mary Sue Crawford; the case has been transferred to Detective McCann, who will pursue it with all due diligence. In Los Angeles County, there is no statute of limitations on murder.

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