Not "guh" as in "I am unable to articulate the reason that my thoughts have run into the gutter", but "gah" as in "avoid the holiday rush and shoot me now; you'll be doing me a favor."
Raining. Freezing. Walking through rain and slush and snow because the freaking bus driver didn't stop when I dinged the bell, but just cruised right past my stop. After he got lost or something on the way out here from the city. I'm cold, I'm soaked, and I'm looking at a bullet in a spare-change dish and thinking somebody out there is so lucky that slug has already been fired and isn't about to be fired again...
(Dug the bullet out of the back wall of a firing range. Bullets are remarkably heavy things. And you can see the grooves in the slug, you know, the ones they make a big deal out of in crime novels to tell which gun the bullet was shot out of? Naked-eye visible. Sorry to ramble. Need to get my mind off the fact that I am frelling soaked to my skin...)
Raining. Freezing. Walking through rain and slush and snow because the freaking bus driver didn't stop when I dinged the bell, but just cruised right past my stop. After he got lost or something on the way out here from the city. I'm cold, I'm soaked, and I'm looking at a bullet in a spare-change dish and thinking somebody out there is so lucky that slug has already been fired and isn't about to be fired again...
(Dug the bullet out of the back wall of a firing range. Bullets are remarkably heavy things. And you can see the grooves in the slug, you know, the ones they make a big deal out of in crime novels to tell which gun the bullet was shot out of? Naked-eye visible. Sorry to ramble. Need to get my mind off the fact that I am frelling soaked to my skin...)