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Jan. 14th, 2004 11:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bktheirregularAn Associated Press headline and my reaction, or rather, reactions...
Rig Spills 40,000 Pounds...
Aw, great. Yet another victory for Big Oil.
*blink*
Waitaminit.
Rig Spills 40,000 Pounds of Sauce...
They're drilling for sauce now? I've gotten oily marinara sauce at a diner once or twice, but isn't that a little excessive?
Let's see that again.
Rig Spills 40,000 Pounds of Sauce in Ohio
Ah, now I see. Not an oil rig, but a tractor rig. Must have been carrying sauce.
Yep. 20 tons of ketchup, tomato juice, and spaghetti sauce splattered all over I-70.
There was some good news: they salvaged about 1,500 pounds of food and sauces and delivered them to a food bank in Zanesville, Ohio.
Close entry.
Rig Spills 40,000 Pounds...
Aw, great. Yet another victory for Big Oil.
*blink*
Waitaminit.
Rig Spills 40,000 Pounds of Sauce...
They're drilling for sauce now? I've gotten oily marinara sauce at a diner once or twice, but isn't that a little excessive?
Let's see that again.
Rig Spills 40,000 Pounds of Sauce in Ohio
Ah, now I see. Not an oil rig, but a tractor rig. Must have been carrying sauce.
Yep. 20 tons of ketchup, tomato juice, and spaghetti sauce splattered all over I-70.
There was some good news: they salvaged about 1,500 pounds of food and sauces and delivered them to a food bank in Zanesville, Ohio.
Close entry.
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Date: 2004-01-14 09:38 am (UTC)(Sorry, sorry, I couldn't help myself. Okay, I didn't try to help myself...)