Ever have a dialogue exchange begging for a home?

[bktheirregular]

This has been bouncing through my head for two years or more. Don't know who says it, or what the circumstances are. Someday I may be able to use it, or maybe not. Don't rightly know.

"How'd you get away from that thing?"

"I hit it in the head with a hubcap and just ran."

"Hubcap? That wouldn't even slow it down."

"Well, the hubcap kinda had an Oldsmobile attached to it at the time..."

At the moment, an orphaned bit of dialogue, I guess. Or maybe I could throw it out as a challenge: any fandom, any circumstance, just has to use the hubcap joke somewhere.

Naaah. Probably not.

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