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bktheirregularMe: "I picked up the book [Order of the Phoenix] at the Stop-and-Shop with the vegetables. Would have been embarassing if I'd made the book into a salad and started trying to read the Boston lettuce."
Kid brother: "Well, they read tea leaves, right? Why not lettuce leaves?"
Kid brother: "Well, they read tea leaves, right? Why not lettuce leaves?"