In view of Farscape's return

[bktheirregular]

Seeing as how Scorpius is coming back, I may need to restock my Villain Obliteration Kit. Time to make a shopping list.

- Eight square feet of sandpaper, extra-coarse
- Three pounds nitroglycerin paste, medical quality
- One insect-repellant coil
- One used Cuisinhart
- One long bent thing with a sort of lump on the end

I know I'm missing some critical things from that list. Suggestions?

Comments

[lizbetann]

- A handy supply of those light sticks you give kids who are trick-or-treating

Although that is rather Scorpy-specific, not part of the general Villain Obliteration Kit.

Oh, I know!

- One (1) ACME concrete roller, flattening, purpose of

[bktheirregular]

Right. One concrete roller. Manual or gas-powered?

[lizbetann]

Gas-powered, definitely. You don't want to be distracted by any exertion at all when you are giving the villain his or her comeuppance. :)