Listening to "The Great International Christmas Pudding," and came across this little gem:
"I've made up my mind. I'm going to get that Christmas pudding, and all for Britain! And I want you to accompany me on the safari."
"But I've never played one in my life!"
"I'll have a man flown out to teach you."
"Then I'll come. Of course, I shall need special equipment."
"Such as?"
"Money..."