Girly-men?

*sigh* I guess that was, in fact, said.

I'd deliver an appropriate response, but to get my point across, I'd need a pound of peanut brittle, a ferret, a sandblaster, and two or three really good rock-solid alibi witnesses.

Chicago contingent? Would those Lindt truffles work as a bribe?

(no subject)

They're telling me at the campaign office that I'm the embodiment of a very good argument in favor of gun control.

Yeah, I guess I'm a little crazed today.