In the mail today

My credit card bill came today.

They owe me two dollars and eighty-seven cents.

I note that they're not paying interest on it...

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Okay, I'm sorry. But my friends list?

Is obviously smoking Astroturf.

Or maybe TundraTurf, or whatever it is they used in the Toronto Skydome, perhaps.

I'm just sayin'.