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On reading the sports page:

People on the South Side of Chicago should probably wear hard hats when in the vicinity of the Corporate Sell-Out Formerly Known As Comiskey Park.

After all, you wouldn't want to get bonked on the head by a shot from the Home Run Derby.

Enjoy it.

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Knowing the composition of my friends list, this link will probably be appreciated:

http://www.tvguide.com/newsgossip/insider/030714b.asp

There's probably a list forty pages long of what that guy's got that I don't, but I don't want to know it. It'd be depressing. Especially on days when I wake up, look in the mirror, and wonder what that orc's doing staring at me...