Quote of the day
Mar. 31st, 2004 03:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bktheirregularFrom The Soul Stealer by Nathan Alderman (Due South/X-Files crossover):
"The Mulroney Rules?"
"Yes, the unwritten rules of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. According to section 15-B, paragraph 27 of the Mulroney Rules, it is permissible to tell a man his shoes are tied together if he's holding a gun to your head."
"I've never heard of the Mulroney Rules."
"Yes, well, they're actually quite secret, Ray. I really shouldn't be telling you-- you don't even know the secret moose call."
"The Mulroney Rules?"
"Yes, the unwritten rules of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. According to section 15-B, paragraph 27 of the Mulroney Rules, it is permissible to tell a man his shoes are tied together if he's holding a gun to your head."
"I've never heard of the Mulroney Rules."
"Yes, well, they're actually quite secret, Ray. I really shouldn't be telling you-- you don't even know the secret moose call."
