gaaaah. It's getting close to that time, isn't it?

[bktheirregular]

Spam in the in-box is touting St. Valentine's day. I'm too deeply buried in other things to even *think* about it - and it's been yet another long year since I've had any contact that had any meaning for that holiday - but...

I'm not even gonna turn on the television. And I'm hoping that Times Square doesn't get the hint.

Word of warning: if anybody asks me what I'm getting my beloved for Valentine's Day, I will carve out some vital organs. With my car keys.

okay, I'm grouchy. From now until Saturday next, I claim that right.

Comments

[lizbetann]

Sing it, yo. We can reinstate the NAABS (National Association for Advancement of Bitter Singletons), right?

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[neonhummingbird.livejournal.com]

We can reinstate the NAABS (National Association for Advancement of Bitter Singletons), right?

As always, I'm there! Who's coming to Chicago for the massacre this year? ;)

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[lizbetann]

I would if you didn't insist on having the massacre A) in February, B) in Chicago and C) in February in Chicago.

Brrrrrrrrrrr....

Re: massacree

[bktheirregular]

Well, it was fracking inconsiderate of St. Valentine not to get offed in the middle of summer, if you ask me. That way, the celebratory massacre could be done in better weather, and I could safely ignore that holiday and get my birthday back!

Sorry. Long day.

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[neonhummingbird.livejournal.com]

So, all I have to do is go back in time to make Hallmark put Valentine's on a different day? Oh, and then go back to the 20s to make them kill a bunch of people in July?

That's doable....

(And once again, we're hijacking BK's journal -- another ValDay tradition! I started to abbreviate that VD, then stopped and thought about it. :P)

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[bktheirregular]

I figure NAABS is one of those organizations that lies dormant until needed. As long as there's people whose reaction to That Day tend to the homicidal instead of the romantic, there will always be a NAABS...