The breakup meme, with a twist.

[bktheirregular]

Snurched from all over. But please read the last instructions carefully.

Pretend we're dating.
Please write a fake break-up letter to me.
Include whatever fake excuses you want in it.
Then print it out and light it on fire.

Comments

[butterflykiki.livejournal.com]

Bruce, Bruce, Bruce... you *bastard*!

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

I trusted you, I loved you, I... I... I told you about my fear of yogurt! I never did that for anyone before!

AND YOU BETRAY ME WITH JESSICA SIMPSON!?!!

SLUT!

You, not her. She's just a *fiend*. You, you, you're not the man I thought you were. I thought you were a man of compassion and a writer of principle, a giant among troglodytes, an imprimatur of your gender, a *friend*, damn you, Bruce, *how could you write Real-Person Slash with her*?

How?

WHY?

I am sobbing at my keyboard here. You have *broken* me, Bruce. Damn you. Rot in hell, you scheming lying sonuvabitch. I will never trust any man who says he wants to co-write with me again. You have completely undermined by belief in the beauty of love and collaboration.

I hope she was worth it!

tearfully and with a shattered soul

Chaos

[bktheirregular]

Wow.

Now did you remember to print that out and burn it? ;)