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bktheirregular) wrote2006-05-31 11:18 pm
bktheirregular) wrote2006-05-31 11:18 pm
...these Romans are crazy!
Went to the grocer this afternoon, and while I was searching for chicken bouillion, I heard an advertisement over the PA that promoted botox as a treatment for excessively sweaty underarms.
Botulism. Antiperspirant. Advertisement. This country's gone straight 'round the bend. You all realize that, right?
And of course, I promptly forgot until I pulled off my stupid self-inflicted injury of the week. While rolling around in my desk chair, trying to get comfortable at my desk, I managed to run over my own toe.
Maybe I should trade the scissors on my desk in for one of those children's pairs. You know, with the blunted tips that you couldn't injure yourself with unless they were shot at you from an air cannon?
Botulism. Antiperspirant. Advertisement. This country's gone straight 'round the bend. You all realize that, right?
And of course, I promptly forgot until I pulled off my stupid self-inflicted injury of the week. While rolling around in my desk chair, trying to get comfortable at my desk, I managed to run over my own toe.
Maybe I should trade the scissors on my desk in for one of those children's pairs. You know, with the blunted tips that you couldn't injure yourself with unless they were shot at you from an air cannon?
Crazy
(Anonymous) 2006-06-01 01:49 pm (UTC)(link)To really feel stupid; injuries should result from the misuse of power tools or firearms.
Perri's Dad