No longer able to fight the compulsion.

[bktheirregular]

Just minding my own business in the office today. Until people started gushing about That Day. Actually, This Day.

Time to celebrate the old-fashioned way. I need a ticket to Chicago, a tommy-gun, and a bunch of mobsters. We could organize it like a quail hunt; I promise not to go all Dick Cheney on my friends.

This blog post paid for by the National Association for the Advancement of Bitter Singletons, LL.C.

Comments

[honorh.livejournal.com]

Lemme pick up a felt hat and a zoot suit, and I'll join ya with that. And hey! I didn't know you were a member of NAABS, too! I've been a card-carrying member since '01.

[bktheirregular]

1990 for me. Of course, this was back when it was the National Association for the Advancement of Depressed Single Guys. We didn't have many members then.

[chibiaingeal.livejournal.com]

How do I get my NAABS card? I've been bitter since 1997....

[chibiaingeal.livejournal.com]

Ah yes! One of my favorite things to say is that Al Capone was the only person who knew how to celebrate Valentine's Day! :)

And hey, as long as we announce our return we shouldn't have to worry about you going "Dick Cheney" on us. :P

And a part of me kept wondering if he was actualy Quayle hunting and somehow mistok his friend for him

[georgiamagnolia.livejournal.com]

ooh ooh, can I be a gun moll? ooh, I have a fedora. Ok, I am gender confused in this reply, whatever. Happy VDay from a card carrying member of Single Girls United Local 13.