Girly-men?

[bktheirregular]

*sigh* I guess that was, in fact, said.

I'd deliver an appropriate response, but to get my point across, I'd need a pound of peanut brittle, a ferret, a sandblaster, and two or three really good rock-solid alibi witnesses.

Chicago contingent? Would those Lindt truffles work as a bribe?

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[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

This was said at the RNC, I'm guessing?

No truffles required, hon. Just point me in a direction. *scowl*

[bktheirregular]

OK, when you get to LaGuardia, look for the guy in the ranger vest and the Yankee cap, who will bring you to Madison Square Garden.

It's BYO ferret, unfortunately...

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I can find at least one.

I heard part of the speech on the radio on the drive in to work. *rolls eyes* Arnie, dude, stick to comedy written by people who are actually funny...

[neonhummingbird.livejournal.com]

What Val said. You want alibis, we got alibis. :P

[bktheirregular]

Thanks! You guys rock.

Now if you knew where I could rent a sandblaster cheap...

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

That's right! We got all the alibis you can eat!

"Absolutely, Agent. He was right here at Clarke's with us..."