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bktheirregular) wrote2003-01-26 03:27 pm
bktheirregular) wrote2003-01-26 03:27 pm
Warning: unauthorized dissemination of this post will result in legal action (hereinafter "The Blowt
Apologies to Dave Barry for snurching his spin on legal fax cover sheet disclaimers. (Does that count as okay for attribution against plaigarism charges?)
Ye gods, the legalese is swamping the brain. And then applying common law to decidedly uncommon circumstances: i.e. whoever asked if Lex Luthor could get a marriage annulled because of being pheremone-whammied by a mutant vixen who wanted to bed him, wed him, and dead him.
So ... what about opening up a legal office in Smallville? And another out in Sunny-D, CA, of course. "Common Law Solutions to Uncommon Legal Problems."
Maybe a satellite office in LA ... nah. Not with the Big Bad out there taking advice from Dick the Butcher from Henry VI, Part 2.
Er, that'd be, "the first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
And, yeah, sequel-itis didn't begin with George Lucas, or even back in the Forties when they wanted to do a sequel to "Casablanca". Heck, Henry VI was a trilogy. If I remember right.
Aak. And Shakespeare ain't relevant to the bar. Bad student. No biscuit.
Close entry.
Ye gods, the legalese is swamping the brain. And then applying common law to decidedly uncommon circumstances: i.e. whoever asked if Lex Luthor could get a marriage annulled because of being pheremone-whammied by a mutant vixen who wanted to bed him, wed him, and dead him.
So ... what about opening up a legal office in Smallville? And another out in Sunny-D, CA, of course. "Common Law Solutions to Uncommon Legal Problems."
Maybe a satellite office in LA ... nah. Not with the Big Bad out there taking advice from Dick the Butcher from Henry VI, Part 2.
Er, that'd be, "the first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers."
And, yeah, sequel-itis didn't begin with George Lucas, or even back in the Forties when they wanted to do a sequel to "Casablanca". Heck, Henry VI was a trilogy. If I remember right.
Aak. And Shakespeare ain't relevant to the bar. Bad student. No biscuit.
Close entry.