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bktheirregular ([personal profile] bktheirregular) wrote2003-04-18 03:37 pm

*snerk*

The SEC arrested a man on charges of insider trading; he put in $350.00, and parlayed it into $800 million.

His defense?

Not insider information, but time travel.

Now if he were a real time traveler, he would have done the right thing and bet on the Superbowl.

Link courtesy of Dave Barry's blog at http://davebarry.blogspot.com

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