So, what, I'm gonna end up gut-shot in Weehawken?

[bktheirregular]

Hm. According to this, I'm:

Which Founding Father Are You?

So, what, I'm destined to have my face on money and get myself shot to death in a political scandal?

I gotta tell you, Weehawken is waaaaay too close for comfort.

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